What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

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What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win