Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*