What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

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What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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Hobbitat for Humanity

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ey, get off me homes!

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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He's Biden his time.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.