What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Igloos it together.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.