Cholo Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work?

Manuel labour.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...