Cholo Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

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They have lots of children.

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Who delivers pizza in the hood?

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Artifical Swedeners

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.