Cholo Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

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What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

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