Cholo Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names