Hood Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What do you call a disabled man in the hood?

A Kripple.

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

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Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

N Jokes More N Jokes

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.