Hood Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What do you call a disabled man in the hood?

A Kripple.

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

Big Bad Wolf Jokes More Big Bad Wolf Jokes

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

What Hogwarts house was the Big Bad Wolf in?

Hufflepuff

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.