What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid