What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down