How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

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Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

because it was the first Indie film.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter