How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

What is the political correct term for hipster?

conjoined twins.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.