How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

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