How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.