How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!