How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.