Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride