Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.
Nuuks.
Three wars
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
Nunavut.
C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?
Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.
Remorse code