Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.