Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code