Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.