Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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With a fork

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What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.