Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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Halal?

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.