What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Which one is yours?

Say, "I haven't picked one out yet!" It's worth it.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!