What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!