What about the kids?

he asked. I said, "they're still together."

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required