How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist