How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?