How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.