How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

P Jokes More P Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.