How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Why are pirates, pirates?

They just .

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there