Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.