Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.