Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

get in the car :P

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.