Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

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Isn't this using the internet backwards

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.