What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

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Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.