What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

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Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!