What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.