What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

r/explainlikeimfive

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What is the bounciest place in France?

The dordogne.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning