Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

Harvest Jokes More Harvest Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Maize Jokes More Maize Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!