Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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They burn calories.

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He had lost a deer friend

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She hated objectification.

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He couldn't make hands meet.

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Where is my tractor?

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By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

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Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Genuwine.

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Maize Jokes More Maize Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.