Chapped lips
Because they don't like to judge anyone.
Social netwerking
The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
The dress
A tyre (attire)
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!
Ear bud