Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to