Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.