Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!