Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

Why are Christians so bad at Trigonometry ?

They're afraid of sin