Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What's a holocaust survivor's favorite movie?

Gone With The Wind.

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.