Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.