Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.