Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Who farted?

Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins