Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.