What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.