What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.