What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !

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Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

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I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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New Jersey got to choose first

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft