What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work