What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to?

Defunct funk.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.