Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Just two, but they'd have to be really small.
I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.
Asparagus...
Because he brought his own drumsticks
They bring flowers to his grave.
Both ride bicycles and bust mission.
An oxymormon