How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young