How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't