How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers