How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors