How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!