How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants