How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches