Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
none, its a hardware issue.
asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
He was in The Nile
