How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people