How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

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Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.