How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

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What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.