How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What's detour mean?

Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog