How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog