How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Jk Jokes More Jk Jokes

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Destine Jokes More Destine Jokes

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.