Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

Palestinian Jokes More Palestinian Jokes

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.