Occupy Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

You might also enjoy:

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

What does disappointment feel like?

deleted

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

Protester Jokes More Protester Jokes

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

' 90 Jokes More ' 90 Jokes

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s?

Pol Potting mix.