It was occupied.
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To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?
Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)
There was a loo tenant inside.
I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
It was destined for grater.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
She sat on it.
They were PRONOUNS dead
A Chernobel Prize.
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Give them a bible
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walking. JK ROLLING
She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."
There was no outlet
Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."
He answered, "Because you're coming home early."
