Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Klan Jokes More Klan Jokes

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

What does a dyslexic klan member hate?

Gingers