Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !

Klan Jokes More Klan Jokes

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

What does a dyslexic klan member hate?

Gingers