Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Klan Jokes More Klan Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What does a dyslexic klan member hate?

Gingers