Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Klan Jokes More Klan Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What does a dyslexic klan member hate?

Gingers