Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

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How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.