Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

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Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler