Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

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Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

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Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.