What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

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Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !