What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !