What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden