What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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A cross-wok.

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They both have their trunks in the front.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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A Kangacrew

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!