What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!