What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden