What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !