What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!