What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden