What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !