What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.