What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get