What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

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What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.