Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer