Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!