Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.