Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.