Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.