Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.