Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

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What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!