What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

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What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.