What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.