What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

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What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden