Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

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How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids