Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

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Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !