Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."