Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.