What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.