What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

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What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...