What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down"