What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.