What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Previous Random Joke Next
Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.