How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !