How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.