How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT