How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.