How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Who was saved?

The Russian people