Because they're so...viet.
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Dimitree
Santa's little Elvis.
Spit, Swallow and Gargle.
Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
Because they're SO-VIET
BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3