Pho Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Toucan play at that game!

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Because he was low crab of course.

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

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Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!