Pho Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"