Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

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Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball