Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

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Running . . . JK! Rolling

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He didn't like nuns.

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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

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