Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little