Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball