Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

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What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

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What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball