Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

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Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball