Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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Coach.

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Because Africa isn't a country.

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He denied Jesus 3 times

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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A pumpkin!

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball